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So, Did Axl's "Chinese Democracy" Album Meet The Hype

In an answer........NOPE! The album Chinese 'Flopcracy' took 100 years to make and 100 million dollars to produce and purchased copies are currently being used as coasters in homes for various types of lagers and ales. Oh yeah, the Chinese government has also banned the sale of it there. Nah, really? Really.

Is Kobe Bryant's Obsession With Michael Jordan This Deep?

The idea that Kobe Bryant is obsessed with Michael Jordan is a belief shared by more than a few people. Does Kobe have a certain style of play that is eerily similar to Mike...Yes! Does he walk like Mike...Yes! Does he mimic a lot of Mike's mannerism on the court and even speech tone and non-verbals after the game....yes! Well, I guess you can say I feel that Kobe INDEED does on some level have an obsessi uh I mean attraction to the MJ mystique. Apparently the maker of the video below took that belief held by many to a very interesting level. For those of you who have seen the movie "The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford"....you will see the inspiration of this video.

Ring Lost 21 Years Ago Found In Belly Of Fish

You have got to be kidding me! Yeah right! How can you lose a ring 21 YEARS AGO and find it in the belly of a fish! Well folks, that is exactly what happened.

(yahoo.com) BUNA, Texas – The one that didn't get away held an unlikely surprise for a Texas man. The blue-stoned class ring of Joe Richardson, engraved with his name, turned up inside an 8-pound bass 21 years after he lost it while fishing on Lake Sam Rayburn.

"My first reaction was — you gotta be kidding," he said Wednesday.

The fisherman who discovered the tarnished ring inside his catch contacted Richardson on Nov. 28 in Buna, about 100 miles northeast of Houston, after tracking him down with help from the Internet.

His fisherman hero asked to remain anonymous.

Richardson, 41, said he lost the ring about two weeks after his 1987 graduation from Universal Technical Institute in Houston. His mom had bought it for about $200 and wasn't pleased when it went missing.

As a mechanic, Richardson said he doesn't wear jewelry so he tucked the undamaged ring away.

"I have not cleaned it," he said. "I told my wife I don't want to clean it."

Thanksgiving Smanksgiving

I am sure everyone is nice and bloated....feeling extra stuffed and sleepy! Well guess what!? Now it is time to look at that clear now bare bottom of the pie bowl and know...your body will pay you back now lol!

"Economic Smeltdown"

Yes, it's an economic smeltdown.

Cutbacks, bend overs, full force rogerings, gas prices up and down

It's and economic smeltdown

Car up and running into the ground, flu shots from sources unknown

Right as Starbucks say "bend over" for 3.99 boysenberry scones

And in the Fall oh yeah whipped cream topped Pumpkin Spice fraps,

For in the Spring you will have fatty jowls and dulaps

...but oh the splendor now, just to be held down later....

An economic smeltdown

C.2008

Artie Lange is Too Fat To Fish....Apparently!

So, has anyone had a chance to check out Artie Lange's new book Too Fat To Fish. Yeah, so I listen to the Howard Stern Show.....for many years now. Of course Artie is one of the comedic talents on the show. In between his jokes, rants, and constant falling asleep on the show, the dude is actually pretty funny! You all have to hear the clip of Artie and "Crazy Alice" who is one of the wack packers from the show. Classic! I think I will browse through his book and see if it's a crazy as he is.

Check Out NYC's Nightlife Examiner

Well as they say, good news travels fast. For all of my readers in the NYC and Tri State area that love to feel the pulse of the city from the Upper West Side down to the Village and all spots in between....this guy has your fix! Stop by and check out the latest news and haps on the nighlife scene in the city that never sleeps. Get the goods straight chase with no filler from Derrick, the guy on the scene. Check him out here. This is HigherThanSatire certified.

Meet Brendan Foster. A Kid w/ A Wonderful Message On Life

Seattle, Washington - Brenden Foster spoke, and hundreds answered.

Eleven year old Brenden Foster died this day of Friday, 21 November 2008, but throughout this world he will be remembered always. His darkest hour was his brightest light. This is a story as much of his words as it is of his deeds.

His dying wish was to help the homeless. "They're probably starving, so give 'em a chance, food and water." It has become a national movement. He wasn't afraid to die. He had said that he just wanted to make a difference, before his time came. And he did!

Netflix and Xbox Live Together NOW!

Yeah folks, ya know it's sexy! So now you can stream Netflix right onto your tv via Xbox Live. Yep, I tried it and it's really cool. All you have to do is make sure you have movies loaded into your "Instant" watchable movies file on your Netflix online account and bingo....you are ready to access them from the Xbox Live interface. Quick and easy! Yeah, the "NXE" New Xbox Experience is pretty cool as well with a new graphical interface and other treats. Enjoy!

Google Mobile App w/ Speech Recognition Rocks!

Yeah folks, if you have a phone that will install the new Google voice app, know here and now that it rocks! You can basically tell it what to look for and it searches the google browser and finds it for you! Really cool! Say "Starbucks" and it will find the closest one. Say "higherthansatire.com" and boom...you are there! Gotta Love technology!