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Thanksgiving Smanksgiving

I am sure everyone is nice and bloated....feeling extra stuffed and sleepy! Well guess what!? Now it is time to look at that clear now bare bottom of the pie bowl and know...your body will pay you back now lol!

"Economic Smeltdown"

Yes, it's an economic smeltdown.

Cutbacks, bend overs, full force rogerings, gas prices up and down

It's and economic smeltdown

Car up and running into the ground, flu shots from sources unknown

Right as Starbucks say "bend over" for 3.99 boysenberry scones

And in the Fall oh yeah whipped cream topped Pumpkin Spice fraps,

For in the Spring you will have fatty jowls and dulaps

...but oh the splendor now, just to be held down later....

An economic smeltdown

C.2008

Artie Lange is Too Fat To Fish....Apparently!

So, has anyone had a chance to check out Artie Lange's new book Too Fat To Fish. Yeah, so I listen to the Howard Stern Show.....for many years now. Of course Artie is one of the comedic talents on the show. In between his jokes, rants, and constant falling asleep on the show, the dude is actually pretty funny! You all have to hear the clip of Artie and "Crazy Alice" who is one of the wack packers from the show. Classic! I think I will browse through his book and see if it's a crazy as he is.

Check Out NYC's Nightlife Examiner

Well as they say, good news travels fast. For all of my readers in the NYC and Tri State area that love to feel the pulse of the city from the Upper West Side down to the Village and all spots in between....this guy has your fix! Stop by and check out the latest news and haps on the nighlife scene in the city that never sleeps. Get the goods straight chase with no filler from Derrick, the guy on the scene. Check him out here. This is HigherThanSatire certified.