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Khloe Kardashian Looks A Lot Like...

 

Beyonce & Lady Ga Ga in "Video Phone"

Something about this video is not quite right! I mean it's ok but they did not knock it out of the park like they thought they would. It has the look, the glam, the feel; but it just seems awkward! Oh ok, maybe the song is not that great either!

Plane Lands 10ft Above People!

Ok, what was this melon head thinking about!? I mean one more iota of a inch lower and he decapitates the heads of the people on the beach! Go figure!

Be Honest: Did You Grab Your Ankles For "New Moon"

So, did you get caught up in the hoopla that is "New Moon"? This is the latest crapfest from the over rated "Twilight" series! Well, apparently some of you saw this as it broke a record. My next film will be of me taking a major dump after a ravioli and cottage cheese bean pie! Pre-orders are available.

Special Moment: Megan Good w/o A Marlboro

Yes folks, this is an actual picture! One of lovely "actress" Megan Good and no...she does not have a winston or marlboro in her mouth! 

Rev Run's Daughter Angela & Her Forehead

Sometimes Angela looks good but her forehead scares me at times!

Amber Rose: The Body Of The Blessed

Gilbert Arenas, His Fiance' & Shaq Makes 3: A Love Triangle?

 

WOW! I am sure you folks have heard about the alleged affair between Gilbert Arenas' Fiance and NBA Baller Shaquiile O'Neal! Wow, what a spicy story! It is alleged that the affair has been going on for some time and it is alleged that emails show actual love message between Shaq and his chick on the side(aka Gilbert's fiance')! Check more of this juicy dirt here!

Shaunie O'Neal Files For Divorce From Shaquille O'Neal

Well after years of admitted infidelity from these to ; looks like Shaunie O'Neal has filed for divorce in Los Angeles from her husband NBA superstar Shaquille O'Neal. Now there have been lots of rumors going on about this couple for years but it looks like everything has come crashing down. Oh well, life in the limelight can suck when you have moments like this.

The Case of Sammy Sosa & The White Skin

I am sure you folks remember the ball smashing baseball Maestro Sammy Sosa! Well, if you came across him lately you might not recognize him! Holy smoke! You may now mistake him for a bloated Michael Jackson impersonator! Sammy it seems has done something to lighten his skin!

Once these pictures came out, he did respond. "It’s a bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed and whitens my skin some,” said the former slugger during the “Primer Impacto” program at the Univision Spanish network. “It’s a cream that I have, that I use to soften [my skin], but has bleached me some. I’m not a racist, I live my life happily,” a smiling Sosa during the interview. 

Well Sammy, all we can do is shake our collective heads! Wow! You surely messed your face up!

Los Angeles Laker Great Diagnosed With Leukemia

Lakers great and inventor of the famous "skyhook" Kareem Abdul Jabbar has been unfortunately diagnosed with a rare form of Leukemia! Doctors say his prognosis is good! Read more here! We here at HigherThanSatire wish him the best of luck!

Modern Warfare 2: Multi Player Mode! Did You Get It?

Of course unless you have been under a rock, you have heard about the release of Modern Warfare 2! Believe it or not; here in the States many people actually camped outside to pick the game up on release night/early morning! So, did you get it?