HigherThanSatire

Should Venus Williams Quit Tennis?

Don't get me wrong now... Venus is still a very good tennis player these days but she may just be a better fashion designer as of lately. She recently lost in the Australian Open to the girl in home economics class who eats her glue during first period. Read more here.

 

The Apple iPad In All Of It's Glory Here!

Well folks, this is the one you have waited on. The new Apple iPad! Well, what are your thoughts? Do you have a macbook?Do you have an Iphone? Do you need this? If you had both, what is you reasoning for buying this? It looks pretty cool but as far as functionality; what are the benefits of this over the macbook or iphone?

Could It Be Over For Brangelina?

The old saying that everything that glitters in not gold can be akin to the saying..everyone that is kneeling aint praying! Some are just giving oral! Well it seems that ole Brangelina seems to be coming to an end. Allegedly the two have already spoken to divorce lawyers on the best way to split there 300 million dollar fortune. Honestly, it you remember these two came to be while Brad was already married to Jennifer "horseface" Anniston! Well, I guess this union conceived in deceit has met ole man kharma. We will keep an eye on this couple to see what goes down. Stay tuned......

 

News Flash: Andy Roddick Is An Average Player

Yes people, it is true! Andy Roddick is an average tennis player. Average like that boring cup of coffee you get on your way to the office. Boring like that t shirt that you refuse to throw away with the two holes and coffee stains. Basic like psychology 101 back in undergrad! Yes people, he is an average tennis player that remain a fan favorite but BASIC!